Lovable Spud

Hockey goalie, lyra and pole enthusiast, bikram yoga addict, tv obsessed, socially retarded and weird. You wouldn't believe how much I eat.

Kerry + Shannon = <3
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Sneaking over to your neighbours farm to strangle their fucking rooster

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Sneaking over to your neighbours farm to strangle their fucking rooster

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Tbh one of the best things about travelling is being able to go into every new city’s RSPCA and say, ” I just moved here and I’m looking for a dog” and playing with them for a while

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No sorry I can&#8217;t go out tonight, gotta catch up on my correspondence
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Now that&#8217;s my idea of a care package #thanksbabe #justbringwhiskynexttime
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I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem

Yes the problem is your dreams are small and you care too much about your appearance

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Sams Club is selling teen mags from 2009 with Miley Cyrus, Amanda Bynes, and the JoBros on the covers for 47cents I feel like this is really important pass it on

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If you DRIVE past me and I can smell your cologne, there might be a problem

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First things first, you can’t quantify reality..?

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