Kerry + Shannon = <3
“Tyler Seguin is a fuckboy and that’s wildly unattractive.”
what my dignity would say if I had any (via saintbobrovsky)
I don’t have a case on my phone because if God wants me to have a cracked phone screen well everything happens for a reason
Like, jeans-fancy? Or clean-sweatpants-fancy?
It’s the 12th? Of what month?
At what point should I start using shampoo instead of body wash on my armpits?
How many meals do you think I could get out if this 1/2 price box of cereal?
Can I use your couch/laundry machine?
Sex in private? Wow what’s that like?
Where’s the bathroom? (I need to go BEFORE I get back to my hostel)
Wait, Kimye got married? Good for them!
Do I *really* need a hostel tonight or can I sleep on the bus?
Where can I get the cheapest drinks on a Monday afternoon?
Do you have any temporary, part-time positions available?
That’s a great price on ramen… How many boxes can I fit in my bag?